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Seriously, WTF?

Windows, Reality Edition

Networks

After having dug to a depth of 20 meters last year, English scientists found traces of copper wire dating back over 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network 200 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the English, in the weeks that followed, Scottish scientists dug to a depth of 30 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read: 'Scottish archaeologists have found traces of 300 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the English.

One week later, 'The Daily Jigger,' an Irish newspaper, reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 40 meters, Paddy McMahon, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.'

Paddy has, therefore, concluded that 400 years ago, Ireland had already gone wireless.

Already Registered

How could you believe that this email address is already registered?

Then again, great minds think alike!

Original Computer Terms

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy . .

. . you just hoped nobody ever found out!